31 Days of Asian Horror

Happy almost October!

While it’s spooky season year-round here, the Halloween season warrants special posts and this year I’ll be reviewing a different Asian horror every day leading up to Halloween. I tried to pick as much of a variety of movies and shows from different countries as possible, but I also wanted to keep it to things that are attainable and easily accessible. I’ll also be focusing on switching up the reviews from time to time with fun extras and behind the scenes and while most of the reviews will probably be spoiler free some of the movies and dramas will warrant a more in-depth look. As a means for me to narrow down what Asian horror that I was going to pick, each day of the week has a specific theme.

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SCHEDULE:

+ Retro Sundays: Retro is a bit loose, as the earliest movie is from 1981, but I wanted to focus on some older Asian horror from before the 90’s.
+ Drama Mondays: To switch things up and not just focus on movies, Mondays I’ll be reviewing horror dramas.
+ Film Maker Tuesdays: Movies that focus on film makers, whether it’s a main character or the movie is documentary style, will be up on Thursdays.
+ Wednesday Pairings: The focus will be on movies that have remakes (like my Ringu post) and maybe a double feature, comparing the two movies.
+ Thirsty Thursdays: While vampires aren’t too common in Asian horror, there are some options and Thursdays are dedicated to the blood suckers.
+ Creature Feature Fridays: One of my favorite genres, Creature Feature Fridays will be devoted to all types of creatures (except the blood-sucking kind).
+ Freebie Saturdays: Saturdays will be a freebie day for me with no set theme.

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While I’ll most likely dial back on some of my regular and extra posts for the blog outside of these, I will still be doing Wine and an X-Phile posts on Fridays. I may throw in a special post or two time allowing. If you have any Asian horror movies you think I need to watch, or just want to talk about your favorite, let me know in the comments! I’m still going to be watching movies outside of the reviews, and would love to add to my watchlist.

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October Premieres

October seems like a fairly quiet month in comparison to previous months, which is a good thing so we can all focus on rewatching all of our Halloween favorites and just generally catch up on things. I personally have a lot of things going on in October, and while I will still be watching a lot I won’t be able to get to many new things. However, there is some great content heading to Shudder this month that I’m super excited for.


TBA/No Date:

-The kdrama Crime Puzzle follows a criminal psychologist who is sent to prison for murdering a political candidate, who is met with a former lover who is a criminal profiler trying to figure out a murder that occurred at the prison he is in.

-Some of the Drama Special Season 12: TV Cinema will be premiering this month. Here is this list of the darker drama offerings for October:

  • F20: A psychological thriller about two mothers, one whose son has schizophrenia.

  • Landscape of Pain: A thriller that tells the story of three people who are caught up in a bizarre murder case.

Confirmed:

- On the 3rd the jdrama Solomon no Gisho premieres, an adaption of the 2016 Korean drama Solomon’s Perjury and previous Japanese movies from the same source.

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-Remember You is a Thai drama remake of the kdrama Hello Monster that premiered back in August, but Netflix will be dropping the subbed episodes on the 5th.

-The Labyrinth finally has an official premiere date on the 6th.

-While V/H/S/94 is not necessarily an Asian horror film, it does feature Indonesian director, Timo Tjahjanto. It’ll be available for streaming on Shudder on the 6th.

-Based on a true story about an incident that happened to a band that went on a trip to Chuncheon, Fearsome premieres in Korean theaters Oct 7th. The teaser looks interesting and has a pretty good cast lineup.

-Taiwanese drama Danger Zone S2 will be airing starting on the 8th following the previous season. iQiyi had the English subs for season one, so I assume it’ll also sub this season.

-The Taiwanese movie, Detention, will be hitting select US theaters on the 8th. The 2019 horror film is based on the horror game with the same name. Set in 1962 during Taiwan's White Terror period the movie is about two students trapped in a high school. There is also a Netflix limited series that is also based on the game that was released end of last year.

-The Medium will be available on Shudder for streaming on the 14th. I’ve talked about this one before, and am super excited for it. I’m glad that Shudder was able to get rights.

-Rasen no Meikyu: DNA Kagaku Sosa follows Detective Genji Ando (Yasuda Ken) who’s wife has been killed by a serial killer, and the DNA expert that he reaches out to help with the investigation. The jdrama starts on the 15th.

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-Also on the 15th, Netflix will drop all the episodes of a kdrama I’m personally excited for, My Name, starring Han So Hee who plays Ji Woo, a member of a crime ring who goes undercover as a police officer.

-The Japanese remake of the 1997 Canadian film by the same name, Cube, will premier on the 22nd. 6 people are locked in a mysterious cube-shaped room, if they don’t decipher the code they won’t get out of the cube. No word on International release yet, but I assume this is one of the films that will get one sooner than later.

-Jirisan/Cliffhanger, one of the most anticipated kdramas of the year is finally coming out this month. Starring Jun Ji Hyun and Joo Ji Hoon and written by Kingdom screenwriter, Kim Eun Hee, the action/thriller follows the mystery surrounding the mountain and the rangers trying to rescue the survivors and lost trekkers. It’ll be available Internationally on iQiyi on the 23rd.

-Rounding out the month on the 30th is the OCN drama, Chimera. A present-day case leads to evidence being uncovered that relates to a series of murders from 1984.

Want some more new dramas and movies to watch? Check out what happened in September.

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September Premieres

I don’t how we are already in September, but here we are. Not everything on this list is guaranteed for International access There are also some dramas that are scheduled to premiere this month that I left off the list as they had very little information attached to them, and without fail more will be added later on. Hopefully, some of the ones that haven’t been picked up on major streaming platforms will end up showing up somewhere closer to the date they premiere. There’s only a handful of dramas that I’m personally really interested in - Hometown and Squid Game - but there are several that I might also add to my watch list for the month.


-Danger Zone S1 will air every Friday starting September 3rd. The Taiwanese drama is about a serial murder case where the police and criminals were forced to work together to solve the case. English subs can be found on iQiyi.

-The Korean suspense-mystery drama, High Class, will premiere on September 6th. The drama follows the lives of the women who live in the top 0.1% of society. While the story does not seem like a drama that I would be into I love the posters they’ve been putting out.

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-Show Me the Ghost the "self-exorcism comedy" movie will have its theatrical premiere on September 9th. Written and directed by Kim Eun Kyung (Death Bell) the comedy-horror follows best friends Hodu and Yeji who rent a haunted house.

-Also on the 9th is the cdrama Double Tap. Based on a real life incident around two people who work together to investigate a murder case from thirty years prior. It is produced by Tencent, so there is a possibility this will show up subbed on their platform/YouTube channel.

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-While Kate isn’t an Asian release, the thriller does star notable Japanese musicians MIYAVI and BAND MAID. It’ll be released on Netflix on September 10th.

-On the Line (Korea) is the story about a man who loses everything to a voice phishing scheme, and his pursuit to take it down. It’ll premiere on the 15th in local theaters.

-Thriller series, Squid Game, will drop all of its episodes on September 17th on Netflix. Players of a mysterious survival game compete for the grand prize. Think Battle Royale or Alice In Borderland style.

-Also premiering on the 17th is the kdrama The Veil. Han Ji Hyuk (Namgoong Min) is a top agent in the NIS who uncovers a bigger threat as he tries to uncover the internal traitor that brought his downfall. No official word on who’s picked this up for North American English sub, but as it is a MBC drama I suspect it’ll show up on Kocowa and Viki.

-Another premiering on the 17th, the Japanese drama Shinigami San will air weekly. Gido Kennin (Tanaka Kei) is a detective in a mysterious division at the Tokyo Metro Police department who re-investigates cases that received not guilty verdicts.

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-And finally on the 17th is the jdrama Bokura ga Koroshita, Saiai no Kimi. The thriller is about former classmates who reunite but find themselves locked in a building, leading to uncovered secrets and deaths.

-One of my top picks this month, the kdrama Hometown premieres on tvN on September 22nd. Set in a small town in 1999, it’s about an unsolved murder case where the one of the only clues is a tape containing a recording of the murderer and a bizarre sound.

-Thai drama, Bangkok Breaking, premiers on Netflix on the 23rd. It centers around Bangkok's road rescue services when a new employee uncovers a city-wide conspiracy. This looks to be airing on the Netflix, but the series is only six episodes long.

-The Japanese comedy-horror movie Yellow Dragon's Village will be making its International premiere at the Fantastic Festival 2021.

-Beyond the Inifinite 2 will also be making a US premiere at the festival as well.

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-The Labyrinth is a Korean fantasy-horror about high school students trying to save their friends from evil spirits and is set to premiere sometime this month. Starring Chani (from the kpop group SF9), the fantasy horror is about high school students trying to save their friends from evil spirits at their school.

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Whispering Corridors Guide

It’s been three months since the kick-off of the Korean Summer Horror celebration and like all good things, it must come to an end. What better way to celebrate than focus on the franchise that l started this on - Whispering Corridors. This post will be part review, part ranking, and bit of extra bits and pieces of trivia about the series to help give you a rundown of the series itself and how I enjoyed it.


Background

The Whispering Corridors series started with the first film on May 30, 1998, where it became a surprise hit ranking third domestically in box offices that year. The film went on to produce five more spin-offs, the fifth, The Humming, releasing on June 17 of this year. While each of the movies focuses on a completely different story and are independent of each other, they do share some similar traits. All of the movies are set in all-girl high schools, and the main focus is on the students. They highlight specific problems that are known in the Korean school systems such as abusive parents/teachers, teen pregnancy, bullying, suicide, and over the top competition. They also showcase the relationships between the girls, both in friendship and heavily romantic undertones. None of the films share any other characters or story lines however the sixth film does seem to have a possible small tie to the early movies in the franchise (as it is officially labeled as a reboot). At the time of this post, I have not watched it nor is it accessible for International audiences (and thus, will not be included in this ranking).

The list of movies, in order that they premiered:

  • Whispering Corridors 1 (May 30, 1998)

  • Whispering Corridors 2: Momento Mori (December 24, 1999)

  • Whispering Corridors 3: Wishing Stairs (August 1, 2003)

  • Whispering Corridors 4: Voice (July 15, 2005)

  • Whispering Corridors 5: A Blood Pledge - Broken Promise (June 18, 2009)

  • Whispering Corridors 6: The Humming (June 17, 2021)


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Reviews and Ranking
*While I won’t be going into extreme detail in my reviews and synopsis, I might dive a bit deeper into spoiler territory for these. This is your warning.

#5: A Blood Pledge
Written and Directed by Lee Jong Yong. Starring Oh Yeon Seo, Son Eun Seo, Kang Byul, and Song Min Jung.
Coming in at last place is the fifth movie, A Blood Pledge. Set in an all-girls Catholic boarding school it follows the suicide of one of the students. Her and three other girls form a pact to commit suicide and sign a blood pledge that if anyone survives they will be haunted for the rest of their lives. The story sets forth the aftermath of her death, and her constant haunting to showcase the true story of the pledge and what led them to consider suicide.

Out of all the other movies, this one took a bit of a different path and combined weird deaths and random gore into the story line to play up the scares, unlike the other movies where it was bit more into the unknown and slow burns. It was also the campiest out of all of them, and felt that the acting and the script were lacking. Because of all this, I was not interested in the story nor the characters and in the end the story’s resolve wasn’t interesting enough for me.

Notes: This is the first of the movies to be set at a specific religious institution and the first one to talk about teen pregnancy. It is also the second to show a male relationship, but the first to show a relationship outside of the school.

#4: Voice
Written by Choi Ik Hwan Seol and Joon Seok. Written by Choi Ik Hwan. Starring Seo Ji Hye, Kim Ok Bin.
Voice follows the death of a voice student who haunts the school not knowing what happened. She can only being heard by her friend, Sun Min, who tries to uncover what happened to her.

I personally felt that Voice was lacking in depth and story, specifically for a horror film. The story mostly felt that of a detective story between the two friends, and the reveal was lack luster and kind of messy. It was the most boring out of the series for me, and I came out of it with no real impact. While her death was the creepy, I didn’t feel we spent enough time with who was the murderer and the relationship between the two for the pay off, and the way she died felt like it needed much more paranormal justification (as it was an impossible death for a person to do). While not a terrible film all-in-all, those short comings led to a lower rating for me. The movie also felt like it was the first shift in the series to break away from the original motif, and started to stray away from things that were grounded in subjects that were present in the real lives of a student, a theme I enjoyed in the series.

Notes: While Kim Seo Hyung stars as a voice teacher in this movie, her role in The Humming is not a reprisal and unrelated. While this carries over the arts concentration from the last film (Wishing Stairs), they have no ties to each other either.

#3: Wishing Stairs
Directed by Yun Jae Yeon. Written by Kim Soo Ah. Starring Song Ji Hyo, Park Han Byul and Jo An.
Jin Sung and So Hee are friends at a ballet school when a competition for an international spot leads to their relationship to be strained. Jin Sung finds out about the Wishing Stairs, a set of stairs on campus that will grant a wish and wishes for something that leads to great consequences.

While Wishing Stairs didn’t have as great of an impact as the top two on this list, and realistically it’s not the best, I did enjoy a lot more than the other films. I think it kept up well with the main plot points of the previous two, and personally felt the betrayal of friendship because of a competition was a good plot to take and was a bit more centered in what students could relate to, especially with it being a close friend. The character of Hye Joo is a little hard to handle, as I’m sensitive to any portrayals of overweight characters, but felt that in the grand scope of Asian entertainment, it probably was the best representation we were going to get from her. The main characters both interacted with her, but they never shared an distain for her because of her weight, and I really appreciated that. Wishing Stairs also kept up the motif of their being a legend or unknown on campus (with the stairs) that leaves the series after this.

Notes: This is the first of the films to be set in a boarding school, and one that was for a specific concentration (arts). Wikipedia suggests that the story follows closely to the ballet, Giselle.

#2: Whispering Corridors
Directed by Park Ki Hyung. Written by In Jung Ok and Park Ki Hyung. Starring Kim Gyu Ri, Lee Mi Yeon, Choi Kang Hee, Yoon Ji Hye, and Park Jin Hee.
Set at an all-girls school that’s said to be haunted by a former student who committed suicide there, Whispering Corridors follows the students and faculty after a teacher is found dead at the school and the rumors that start to spread about what happened.

I have full review of the movie already up the on the site, which you can find here. This movie came in second on the list not because I don’t generally really like the movie. I really enjoy the atmosphere and the slow build of the reveals of what was going on at the school and found that out of all the movies, this is probably more closely tied to what students, especially females, face in school which I’ve talked about previously in this post being a huge selling point for me. I really respect what the movie did, and it’s a movie I highly suggest watching.

Notes: With it being one of the first horror films to be produced after the 90’s lift on film regulations, it had to be produced cheaply. The entire production only cost $600.000 (USD) to make. In 2015 it was announced that there would be a Chinese remake of the series, co-produced with original production house, Cine2000.

#1: Momento Mori
Written and Directed by Kim Tae Yong and Min Kyu Dong. Starring Park Ye Jin, Kim Gyu Ri, and Lee Young Jin.
High school students Si Eun and Hyo Shin become romantically involved and the relationship causes them to be bullied by the rest of the students. Soh Min Ah finds the journal the girls share, which reveals the story behind their relationship.

Momento Mori takes a different approach in its story telling as the story is shown not only real time, but as Min Ah reads the journal and is connected to the two’s relationship and story. It jumps pretty quickly between what is going on and Si Eun and Hyo Shin’s past that creates some confusion with the story, but also directly mirrors the chaotic relationship of the two. Not just in their ‘taboo’ relationship, but also the relationship of teen’s first love: confusing, over the top, and a whirlwind of emotions in a short time. While all the movies have ghosts, this one feels the most paranormal because of the way the book almost overtakes Min Ah and becomes a living thing, and the crazy explosion of it all at the end. It takes the number one spot because I thought the use of those elements, even in their overdone way, convey what high school is like in teenagers and overall became a more entertaining movie and my favorite of the five.

Notes: Momento Mori was one of the first Korean commercial teen films to depict lesbian characters. This is also the only film to depict a male/student relationship, as most of the movies teachers are more physically abusive or just not present at all.


While the series does have its flaws, I found it mostly enjoyable and a must see for any Asian horror fan.

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Review: The Master's Sun (2013)

In honor of The Master’s Sun having premiered today 8 years ago, I decided to finally sit down and watch the drama and review it. I know it’s a pretty universally loved drama as it is always brought up by a slew of people, even those that don’t like darker dramas and its MyDramaList score is fairly high. Going in the drama had a pretty big shoe to fill and sadly it never filled that for me. In fact, by the first episode I knew that it wasn’t going to be an enjoyable watch for me, but I continued for all seventeen episodes because I wanted to try to see what I was missing.


The Master’s Sun follows Tae Gong Shil (Gong Hyo Jin) a medium who is plagued with being able to communicate with ghosts. She meets stoic rich businessman, Joo Joong Won (So Ji Sub), who had suffered a tragic loss when he was younger and in trying to find out what happened, developed a disdain for anyone who says they can see ghosts. They meet and develop a relationship as she deals with her ability and he uncovers the truth behind his first love.

One of the biggest problems I had with the drama was the relationship between Gong Shil and Joong Won. The relationship is entirely based on him controlling her. Consistently. There was never a time I thought that their relationship was sweet, or that there was some push for me to believe that they should be with each other. Usually, these types of yelly/grumpy male interest dramas at least change the guy to a passable person that you can imagine the female being with, but that never happened here, he stays consistent till the end. I guess in a sense it’s the most realistic option as people don’t change like that (especially not with professional help)? An exhausting realistic option for a drama that’s main focus was romance.

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Another part that was hard to watch with the drama was the fact that we never saw real growth from Gong Shil in any real sense. The drama wanted you to believe that she does, but she doesn’t. What little growth we saw was only tied to Joong Won, and that was only through her falling in love with him. She never believed in herself the way that she was and accepted her faults, and didn’t see the real good she was doing with helping the ghosts. She blamed everything on herself, and Joong Won never provided any true or lengthy support to help her see her strength or to make her know that it wasn’t her fault. She never got to grow the way she deserved. The imbalance in the power dynamic between the two stayed present and dominating throughout, making the relationship feel messy and uncomfortable. And that’s really sad. It was entirely a one-sided relationship that I was never rooting for and never felt good about.

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While I did like the sub-story about his first love, I found that it was nothing like the rest of the drama and didn’t work well when paired with it. It was darker and felt like the writer was constantly forcing two completely different stories together. Even the stories of the ghosts tended to not be consistent, and while I do think the format of focusing on a different ghost and its story for an episode or two helped with the entertainment, you could tell their only purpose was to bring in the horror element and clashed just as much as the first love story. It just never fit for me, and I do think a lot of that had to do with Gong Hyo Jin’s character and how scared she was at not scary things it just made it seem like they were trying to hit you over the head that this was a horror drama through her (or just a catalyst for her to constantly run into Joong Won’s arms). I feel that a lot of times the ghost storylines were rushed to the point that I never connected with them, which is a loss because a lot of the heart and warmth of the drama was supossed to be pulled from those stoylines and fell flat, especially when they weren’t accomplishing that warmth through the main relationship. As far as it being labeled a horror drama, they do mean this in the loosest of terms. While some of the ghosts had a little bit darker storylines dealing with their death, for the most part they are the scare level of Disney’s Haunted Mansion.

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While I didn’t like the drama, I don’t want to spend this entire review bashing it, because that’s not fun and not realistic. There were parts that I enjoyed about it and thought worked well. I specifically loved the assistant character played by Choi Jung Woo. I’m a sucker for the gentle fatherly type of presence, and I thought his character really did this well and was not only good for Joong Won, but all of the other characters. He developed realistic and healthy bonds with all of them, and I think that if anyone learned anything in the process of the drama, it was from him.

In a drama that is so fraught with the generic tropes (and I’m serious about this, they used every trope from wrist grabs to amnesia to random separation), the one thing it did surprisingly well was handle the evil mother in law. While she was a presence of nonacceptance, she was level-headed and not over the top. It was real and refreshing to see the character be handled that way, and I really enjoyed that her husband was equally as good and that their relationship was not a relationship of hatred, but of love and acceptance for their differences. It was really nice.

The second female lead was also not over done and drawn out as I thought she was going to be in the first couple of episodes. She was annoying, and created some minor barriers, but overall she was fine and allowing her to not be an evil character helped her storyline. I liked her parts with Seo In Guk, even if she was a tad too pushy, and their storyline was generally cute and not draining.

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All-in-all I’m sad that the drama didn’t live up to what I thought it would be for me. With a strong cast of actors and the praise it constantly got, I thought that it would be a fun watch for me and it was anything but. Make no mistake, I know that the drama is outside of my genre tastes a bit, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t enjoyed other romcoms and with the addition of the horror element I was sure that this one would be at the least a fun watch but that just wasn’t the case.

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Asian Crime, Thriller, Horror Premieres: August '21

Remember when I tried to do those individual posts on premiere days for dramas and movies? I liked them, but I didn’t really like keeping up with them. I had been incorporating them into my Random Asian News posts, but I thought that it really needed its own dedicated spot and so from now on I’ll try to do a monthly roundup of premieres. Not everything listed is something I’m interested in, nor will it be something that is accessible to everyone, but I still wanted to highlight some of the dramas and movies to look out for.


-The tvN kdrama The Road: Tragedy of One starring Jin Jin Hee, Yoon Se Ah, and Kim Hye Eun premieres August 4th. Adapted from the novel One Tragedy by Norizuki Rintaro it tells the story of the rich residents who live at Royal the Hill. Jin Jin Hee plays an investigator out to find the truth and secrets revolving the residents. It looks like VIKI has picked it up.

-August 9th is the premiere for the KBS kdrama, Police Academy. Labeled as a ‘coming-of-age comedy melodrama’, the drama is about a student and teacher (Kang Sun Ho and Yoo Dong Man) who meet in the Police University and join forces to investigate a case. It’ll be available on Kocowa and VIKI.

-The 2019 Japanese horror film, Howling Village, will make its North American release on Friday, August the 13th in select theaters and will be available on VOD August 17. Written and directed by Takashi Shimizu (Ju-On), it is the story of Kanadae, a psychologist whose brother goes missing and has to visit his last known location, the haunted site Howling Village to try to find him.

-The Japanese film, Welcome to Toei Slaughterhouse, premieres August 13th. This one is honestly a little harder to find information for, and will most likely be harder to find for the international audience but wanted to add it to the list in case it becomes available.

“The film follows Saki (Momotsuki), Mei (Kudo), and Kaho (Teramoto), the members of the budding idol group called Wish as they are set to appear in the sequel of Toei's hit movie, Yugami. Toei Movie Studios is a place where a lot of popular movies and dramas are filmed, but this studio also has an untold secret.” - source

-Remember You, the Thai remake of the Korean drama Hello Monster will premiere August 16th. It’s currently scheduled to air on Netflix Thailand, and then make its way internationally on the 1st of November.

-The Korean film Hostage: Missing Celebrity will be in Korean theaters August 18. The action-thriller is about the kidnapping of a top film star (Hwang Jung Min) and his attempts at escape. It was scheduled to be released in 2020, but was postponed because of COVID. It is based on the 2015 Chinese film, Saving Mr. Wu.

-Guimoon: The Lightless Door will make it’s theatrical premiere on the 18th. The Korean horror is the first Korean film to be simultaneously created in three different versions: 2D, Screen X, and 4DX. In 1990 a janitor at a training facility murders guests and commits suicide. Since the event, there have been strange occurances at the training facility which led to it being closed down. A psychic (Kim Kang Woo) goes to the center to look for answers.

-Mikkoku wa Utau, is a Japanese drama produced by WOWOW. Masaki Sara (Masahiro Matsuoka) is a detective whose colleague dies during an investigation. After he transfers to a new department h receives a mysterious letter that could help him solve the case of his dead colleague. It will premiere August 22nd.

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-The Korean drama D.P. follows the private soldier Jun Ho (Jung Hae In) who becomes a member of the military defector arrest team. It premieres on August 27th on Netflix. It looks like all 6 episodes will drop at the same time.

-I’m Watching You is a Korean drama produced by TVING and follows a crime through the eyes of CCTV. No date besides a reports that it’ll air someime this month.

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-The Hong Kong drama produced by ViuTV, Sometimes When We Touch, stars Kent Tsai, a college student who is a fan of the supernatural when an attempt at trying to get his crush to join a club gets out of hand. Think more teen romcom than scary. All the promo I could find on this one says that it’ll be out on the 7th, but MyDramaList has it as a question mark with their airing calendar says it has already started.

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Fantasia Film Festival 2021

The full lineup of the Fantasia Film Festival was released and tickets are on sale (and probably sold out), and while I would love to eat PB&J sandwiches for the next month to cover the cost of the tickets, I can’t because I spent all my money on Dreamcatcher and 2PM. Since I have to live vicariously through everyone else covering, I figured I would go through the schedule and share what movies I would have tried to watch if I got to attend. Maybe next year I can will into existence being cool enough for a press pass. While some of them are Asian and horror, it’s not true for all of the movies listed below.

Descriptions are pulled from Fantasia Film Festival’s webpage. The festival runs August 5-25.


THE 12 DAY TALE OF THE MONSTER THAT DIED IN 8 (Japan, 2020)
Sci-Fi

Director/Writer: Shunji Iwai

Like so many actors, Sato (Takumi Saitoh, playing a version of himself) is out of work due to COVID-19. He sits at home, and wonders what to do. Until tokusatsu director and kaiju expert Shinji Higuchi (of ATTACK ON TITAN and SHIN GODZILLA) suggest he buy capsule monsters online – to defeat the virus! Thus begins a bizarre series of videos in which the unemployed actor raises little play-putty monsters, which take on increasingly familiar, yet alien names. He is not alone: Youtube stardom forms around the phenomenon and soon his colleague Non (JELLYFISH PRINCESS, this year’s HOLD ME BACK) even starts fostering an alien! But as isolation blues kicks in in earnest and popular fictions blend with reality, one rightfully asks: What is going here?

ALIEN ON STAGE (UK, 2021)
Comedy, Documentary, Sci-Fi

Directors: Lucy Harvey & Danielle Kummer

A high-spirited group of British bus drivers set their minds to launching a homemade stage play adaptation of Ridley Scott’s ALIEN in Lucy Harvey and Danielle Kummer’s debut documentary ALIEN ON STAGE. With a Christopher Guest-esque charisma that particularly recalls his community theatre classic WAITING FOR GUFFMAN, the film follows the ups and downs of the delightfully DIY production, with its second-hand costumes and cardboard sets, and the charming crew determined to make it succeed.

ALL ABOUT LILY CHOU-CHOU (Japan, 2001)
Drama

Director/Writer: Shunji Iwai

Mysterious, ethereal dream-pop star Lily Chou-Chou dominates the charts, and the hearts of middle schoolers across Japan. Among them, the shy Shuichi (Hayato Ichihara) and the bullish Shusuke (Shugo Oshinari). Lily Chou-Chou’s music becomes a shared gateway into their tumultuous lives over the course of a few, formative years of adolescence. The teens discover their identities, affirm their passion and the slippery distinction between right and wrong as their embattled psychic landscapes are laid bare on the virtual walls of an Internet chatroom – pulsing to the pangs of a powerful, all-consuming fandom.

ALL THE MOONS (Spain, 2021)
Drama, Horror, Fantasy

Director: Igor Legarreta ∣ Writers: Igor Legarreta, Jon Sagala

As war rages through 1876 Spain, an orphanage is bombed and a young girl (Haizea Carneros) is gravely injured. She is rescued by a woman (Itziar Ituño) whom she perceives to be an angel, and who heals her wounds, while telling the girl she must now avoid the daylight. She also promises the girl that she will see many more full moons, and when more soldiers attack, they are forced to flee into the wilderness. The two become separated, and the girl is forced to take shelter, facing an uncertain future – and one that will last far beyond that of ordinary human beings.

APRIL STORY (Japan, 1998)
Drama, Romance

Director/Writer: Shunji Iwai

Uzuki Nireno (Takako Matsu), a shy girl from the countryside of northern Hokkaido, is heading to the big city for university. Settling into a new, exciting life, she comes to admit to herself that she might have ulterior motives in determining her choice of university: what if she came to Tokyo chasing a crush? To be near a boy, whom she fell in love with, before he moved away to work at a bookstore? What then? Like FIREWORKS, APRIL STORY is a remarkable example of Iwai’s talent as a chronicler of youthful experiences, here moving on from elementary school to tackle the momentous transition between high school and university – the first taste for complete independence, the shaping of identity, the new friendships and discoveries, the particular texture of light in a new apartment – with great pathos and an irresistible nostalgia. Featuring one of the all-time great umbrella scenes in the history of the medium and a joyful, magnetic performance from pop star Takako Matsu, APRIL STORY is an Iwai classic. – Ariel Esteban Cayer

BRAIN FREEZE (Canada, 2021)
Comedy, Horror

Director: Julien Knafo ∣ Writer: Jean Barbe, Julien Knafo

In the small, middle-class community of Ile-aux-Paons (Peacock Island), a new fertilizer is spread on the golf courses to allow the rich to play year-round. But the experimental fertilizer contains an active component that contaminates the population, turning them into zombies interested only in multiplying. This is how André (Iani Bédard), a young teenager who is taking care of his baby sister, crosses paths with Dan (Roy Dupuis), a security guard. As they journey across their quarantined island, they try to find the source of the evil and save themselves!

CAUTION HAZARDOUS WIFE THE MOVIE (Japan, 2020)
Action, Comedy, Drama

Director: Toya Sato ∣ Writer: Yukiko Manabe

Appearances can sometimes be deceiving. The inhabitants of the coastal town of Tamami will find this out soon enough. A methane hydrate processing plant is about to be built on their shores, a project dear to the government, and the stink of corruption reaxches for miles around. In addition, attacks on opponents of the project are on the rise. There is also the discreet Nami (Haruka Ayase, CYBORG SHE) who hides a secret that she herself has forgotten. The clumsy, unremarkable housewife is in fact a formidable secret agent who suffers from amnesia since a head injury suffered during a mission. A victim of strange dreams in which she confronts Russian mercenaries, she undergoes therapy to recover her memory, but receives mixed support from her husband Yuki (Hidetoshi Nishijima, CREEPY), who keeps a close eye on her. And what about Juri (Kenshi Okada), the cosplay-loving café owner who seems to shun certain people? Tamami is not nearly as peaceful as it seems. And its citizens, especially Nami, haven't seen anything yet!

COMING HOME IN THE DARK (New Zealand, 2021)
Thriller, Horror

Director: James Ashcroft ∣ Writers: Jam Ashcroft, Eli Kent

This extraordinary neo-noir is a blisteringly tense road movie into hell that plays like a home-invasion thriller set largely in a moving car. Based on the 1995 short story by award-winning New Zealand author Owen Marshall, described by David Hill as “one of the most harrowing narratives in our literature.” Official Selection: Sundance 2021, Calgary Underground Film Festival 2021.

THE DEEP HOUSE (France, 2021)
Horror

Directors/Writers: Alexandre Bustillo & Julien Maury

Two daredevil Youtubers with a passion for abandoned urban edifices film themselves as they take a deep dive into the bottom of a lake where there lies a mysterious house with a sinister past. Award-winning French genre maestros Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury (INSIDE, KANDISHA) display numerous filmic skills with this intelligent found footage style feature. The immersive darkness, the floating strangeness, THE DEEP HOUSE takes us down and further down, from mere unfamiliar discomfort to absolute and unfathomable terror.

DIGITAL VIDEO EDITING WITH ADOBE PREMIERE PRO: THE REAL-WORLD GUIDE TO SET UP AND WORKFLOW (South Korea, 2020)
Romance, Horror, Comedy

Director/Writer: Hong Seong Yoon

A mysterious ghost keeps appearing in the shots of a film as it’s being cut, causing its editor and director to bicker to death. An innovative “screen life” horror comedy trading the usual desktop for the editing software and skillfully blending expected long-haired scares with Hong Sang Soo-esque petty drama! – Ariel Esteban Cayer

DON’T SAY ITS NAME (Canada, 2021)
Horror

Director: Rueben Martell ∣ Writer: Rueben Martell, Gerald Wexler

When an environmental activist is called back to the world of the living after a suspicious accident takes her life, an ancient spirit is reborn outside a small northern town. With a wealth of Indigenous talent both in front of and behind the camera, DON’T SAY ITS NAME, the eerie feature debut from director/co-writer Rueben Martell, builds its chills with compellingly real characters and strong performances from Madison Walsh (SOMETHING UNDONE), Sera-Lys McArthur (OUTLANDER), Samuel Marty (GODLESS), Carla Fox, and Julian Black-Antelope (HOLD THE DARK).

FOLLOW THE LIGHT (Japan, 2020)
Drama

Director: Yoichi Narita ∣ Writer: Yoichi Narita, Yu Sakudo

Freshly arrived from Tokyo to a fading village in the Japanese countryside, Akira becomes fascinated with an isolated girl who is obsessed with a crop circle in her grandfather's fields. This multi-layered, sci-fi coming-of-age story by first-time director Yoichi Narita is a true gem with a dazzling narrative. The majestic, rich cinematography, which highlights the magnificent rural landscapes, and judicious use of music recall Shunji Iwai's masterpiece ALL ABOUT LILY CHOU-CHOU. FOLLOW THE LIGHT will leave a lasting impression with its soft visual splendour and sensitive storytelling.

FUNKY FOREST: THE FIRST CONTACT (Japan, 2005)
Drama, Comedy, Sci-Fi

Directors/Writers: Katsuhito Ishii, Hajime Ishimine, Shunichiro Miki

If you look at them just right, the most mundane elements of daily life can seem utterly bizarre. Conversely, the strangest, most inexplicable things can seem perfectly ordinary. That's the lunatic logic behind 2005’s FUNKY FOREST, a sprawling omnibus of the obvious and the oddball, the casual and the completely insane. FUNKY FOREST's daringly disjointed narrative is a mishmash of blackouts, non-sequiturs, flashbacks, lucid dreams, magical moments and so much more. Life's little disappointments are woven together with all sorts of extraterrestrial freaks and incomprehensible biological curiosities, music-video mayhem and mind-bending theatrics, and psychedelic surrealism of the finest grade, delivered with a deadpan shrug.

GLASSHOUSE (South Africa, 2021)
Thriller, Sci-Fi

Director: Kelsey Egan Writers: Emma De Wet, Kelsey Egan

A memory-shredding neurochemical permeates the atmosphere like airborne dementia, but safe within an airtight glasshouse a family preserves their past through rituals of collective memory. Sensual and savage, GLASSHOUSE weaves aspects of dystopian science fiction with notes of folk horror and perverse, brooding, Gothic melodrama to craft a taught existential tale that ultimately explores the importance of storytelling and memory. It’s a stunning feature debut from South African filmmaker Kelsey Egan, starring Adrienne Pearce, Jessica Alexander, Anja Taljaard, and Hilton Pelser.

THE GREAT YOKAI WAR - GUARDIANS (Japan, 2021)
Fantasy, Advenutre

Director: Takashi Miike ∣ Writer: Yusuke Watanabe

Like many children his age, Kei learns to control his fears and constantly quarrels with his little brother Dai. One night, a strange creature comes to visit him, then a mysterious portal opens in his room. He is transported to the magical world of the Yokai, the gentle Japanese demons, each with an unusual shape and unique character traits. They tell him that a terrible war threatening their world will devastate downtown Tokyo in the form of the colossal Yokaiju. Worse, the emergency meeting of the great international council of Yokai, where Dracula, the mermaid, what looks like a Trumpist, and their cronies have abandoned them, has designated Kei and Dai as their only hopes, as they are the last descendants of a legendary fighter. Frightened, Kei refuses. When he returns, Dai has disappeared. Kei must find the courage to fulfill his destiny in order to save his brother, the Yokai, and Tokyo.

HELLO! TAPIR (Taiwan, 2021)
Drama, Animation, Fantasy

Director: Kethsvin Chee ∣ Writers: Kethsvin Chee, Chris Leong, Yoon Yee Teh

It has the body of a pig, the trunk of an elephant, the ears of a horse and the feet of a rhinoceros. At night, it passes through sleeping villages and gobbles up people’s pesky nightmares. This huge, fantastical beast, called a tapir, is real, and eight-year-old Ah Keat’s father once told the boy he had in fact seen one when he himself was young. One grey day, the family’s fishing boat is towed back into the village harbour, and Ah Keat’s father is not on it. The adults around him – his distraught grandmother, his anxious mom who has returned from Taipei – are not forthcoming with Ah Keat about what has happened. He wants his father back, and he believes the tapir can help, so he and his friends begin a quest to find the gentle, benevolent beast.

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JOSEE (South Korea, 2020)
Romance, Drama

Director/Writer Kim Jeong Kwan

After an incident that leaves her electric wheelchair disabled, Josée is rescued by Young Seok, who she then brings in to discover her unique imaginary world. A beautiful, moving, charming, and visually polished film by Kim Jeong Kwan faithfully adapted from the popular novel Josee, the Tiger and the Fish. Official Selection: Busan International Film Festival 2021.

KRATT (Estonia, 2020)
Comedy, Fantasy

Director/Writer: Rasmus Merivoo

Ah, children. The source of much joy, hope and innocence for many, but truth be told the little monsters are out to kill us all. Let's be honest, they're all selfish wretches who do nothing but drive you crazy and suck up your will to live. And now, in a small Estonian village, two narcissistic little brats (Nora and Harri Merivoo, the director's kids!), dropped off at their Grandmother's (Mari Lili) farm for a few weeks while their parents attend a self-help retreat, may bring about the end of human existence as we know it. Complaining about the actual work they're expected to do, these little snot-nosed pests bring the local legend of the Kratt – a Terminator-like demonic spirit that must always be fed work, or else – to life just so they can take it easy, but in doing so they may have set in motion the destruction of Grandma, her village and perhaps the world with it. And all because they couldn't get internet access.

LOVE, LIFE AND GOLDFISH (Japan, 2020)
Action, Comedy, Romance, Drama

Director: Yukinori Makabe ∣ Writer: Harumi Doki

They say it's unhealthy to bottle up your emotions. Makoto, an elite employee at one of Tokyo's biggest banks, has learned this the hard way. The poor guy is so closed off, and has built up so much frustration, that when he is about to receive an important promotion, he can't help but shower a volley of gratuitous insults on his boss. As a result, he finds himself transferred to a small rural town, in the middle of nowhere. Once there, he meets the sweet Yoshino, the owner of a strange establishment where the customers compete in goldfish fishing. He immediately falls in love with her, but strongly resists this unwanted feeling. Then there is the exuberant local pub owner, Asuka, who seems to have a crush on him. Caught up in an emotional whirlwind, Makoto will have to learn to tame and express his emotions before he explodes again, and unwittingly sends everyone packing.

MIDNIGHT (South Korea, 2021)
Thriller

Director/Writer: Kwon Oh Seung

A wave of murders hits the city and, lurking in the shadows, a killer has just identified his new prey – a deaf woman. South Korea has become the go-to source for fans of dark, intense, unpredictable thrillers that deliver cutthroat tension, and Kwon Oh Seung's debut feature MIDNIGHT follows in this tradition. A breathless tale boasting hallucinatory sound design that relishes in testing the nerves of even the most seasoned viewers.

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THE NIGHT HOUSE (USA, 2021)
Thriller, Horror

Director: David Bruckner ∣ Writers: Ben Collins, Luke Piotrowski

From director David Bruckner (THE RITUAL, THE SIGNAL) comes THE NIGHT HOUSE. Reeling from the unexpected death of her husband, Beth (Rebecca Hall) is left alone in the lakeside home he built for her. She tries as best she can to keep it together – but then nightmares come. Disturbing visions of a presence in the house calling to her, beckoning her with a ghostly allure. Against the advice of her friends, she begins digging into her husband’s belongings, yearning for answers. What she finds are secrets both strange and disturbing – a mystery she’s determined to unravel. THE NIGHT HOUSE stars Rebecca Hall (GODZILLA VS. KONG), Sarah Goldberg (Barry, Elementary), Vondie Curtis Hall (DIE HARD 2, EVE’S BAYOU), Evan Jonigkeit (Togetherish, Sweetbitter), and Stacy Martin (VOX LUX, NYMPHOMANIAC).

OFFICE ROYALE (Japan, 2021)
Comedy

Director: Kazuaki Seki ∣ Writer: Bakarhythm

Naoko (Mei Nagano, RUROUNI KENSHIN) is an innocuous office worker at Mitsufuji, a company like any other. Colleagues talk about the latest developments in their favourite TV series, discuss their diets, and many have a good time during lunch hours. Naoko steers clear of the clique war between three departments led by ruthless, backside-kicking bosses. Then a new employee arrives – Ran Hojo (Alice Hirose, THE TRAVELLING CAT CHRONICLES). She has the charisma and strength of a manga heroine. Ran defeats the clan leaders one by one and becomes the undisputed leader of Mitsufuji. She also befriends Naoko, who is not interested in office fights. The legend of Ran is spreading and the female warriors from other sections are constantly challenging her, without success. But what if she is dethroned by another gang, seeking to wrest control of Mitsufuji? Who would stand up for the company's honour?

REMAIN IN TWILIGHT (Japan, 2021)
Comedy, Drama, Fantasy

Director/Writer: Daigo Matsui

Six high school friends reunite for a wedding ceremony. They reconnect as if no time has passed, recall old nicknames, joke around and get ready to perform a trademark – and delightfully embarrassing – dance routine from their youthful days. But an unspoken weirdness lingers: Yoshio (rising star Ryo Narita of HOMUNCULUS) should not be there. At all. Metaphysically speaking, that is. And yet… His friends are able to see him, hear him, and touch him. As the day progresses, painful memories start blending with the present and an old flame makes an appearance, building towards a reckoning for all involved. No one wants to face the obvious: the lost Yoshio has remained in twilight.

THE SADNESS (Taiwan, 2021)
Horror

Director/Writer: Rob Jabbaz

In an alternate version of Taiwan, a rapidly spreading pandemic suddenly mutates into a rabies-like affliction, and the infected find themselves unable to control their id. A nightmare vision steeped in unspeakably upsetting moments of violence, Rob Jabbaz’s THE SADNESS plays like a return to the no-holds-barred shock sensibilities of ’90s Hong Kong Category III films. Electrified with an existential fear that punches spikes of panic energy straight into your nervous system, and told with incredible style, THE SADNESS is a force to be reckoned with. Fantasia is proud to be bringing this extreme horror rollercoaster to North American shores, hot off its bow at Locarno.

SAKURA (Japan, 2020)
Drama

Director: Hitoshi Yazaki ∣ Writer: Masa Asanishi, Kanako Nishi

As a young adult, Kaoru (Takumi Kitamura, TREMBLE ALL YOU WANT) returns home after a long absence. He is welcomed by his father (Masatoshi Nagase, MYSTERY TRAIN, SUICIDE CLUB), his mother (Shinobu Terajima, DARE TO STOP US) and his sister Miki (Nana Komatsu, BAKUMAN), but most of all he seems to be happy to be reunited with Sakura, the family dog. Gentle yet strong, sweet yet mischievous, she has been a significant part of their lives in the 12 years since they adopted her as an adorable puppy. Kaoru remembers this during his stay with his parents; he also thinks about his older brother Hajime (Ryo Yoshizawa, BLEACH), who was a star baseball player in school, but whose life was turned upside down by a curveball of fate…

SEOBOK (South Korea, 2021)
Action, Thriller, Sci-Fi

Director: Lee Yong Joo ∣ Writers: Yeom Gyu Hun, Lee Jae Min, Jeo Min Suk, Lee Yong Ju

A former secret service agent (Gong Yoo, TRAIN TO BUSAN) struggling with a brain tumor must return to duty for a mission of the utmost importance: protecting Seobok (Park Bo Gum, COIN LOCKER GIRL), the first human clone who has unnatural powers. Few mainstream films integrate ethical reflection with breathtaking, high-octane entertainment to this incredible extent.

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THE SLUG (South Korea, 2021)
Drama, Fantasy

Director/Writer: Choi Jin Young

Chun Hee (Kang Jin Ah, MICROHABITAT) has yet to come out of her shell. Reeling from trauma harking back to her parent’s death, she still lives in her childhood home and goes about her business in a rather solitary but empathetic way – peeling inordinate amounts of garlic for restaurants and trying to connect with other people. Until she is struck by lightning – an event she not only survives, but which manifests her younger self (Park Hye Jin) into her life, in flesh and bone, awaiting explanations for this sad state of affairs.

TAIPEI SUICIDE STORY (Taiwan, 2020)
Thriller

Director/Writer: KEFF

A receptionist at a suicide hotel in Taipei forms a fleeting friendship with a guest who can't decide if she wants to live or die. A festival hit throughout the pandemic and winner of the Narrative Grand Jury Prize, Audience Award and Acting Prize for Tender Huang at Slamdance 2021, KEFF’s latest (following SECRET LIVES OF ASIANS AT NIGHT) is a uniquely poignant tale of resilience amidst alienation, set two minutes into our ever-uncertain futures.

UZUMAKI (Japan, 2000)
Horror

Director: Higuchinsky ∣ Writer: Takao Niita

Strange events are afoot in the small town of Kurozu – and schoolgirl Kirie seems to be caught in the maelstrom of it all. Her boyfriend’s father becomes obsessed with spirals. First, the patterns on a snail’s shell, then the movement of a washing machine or the whirlpool one makes with chopsticks when mixing fish cake into a soup. At school, a student starts dripping inordinate amounts of sweat – only attending class on damp, rainy days. Meanwhile, another classmate develops imposing curls. The sky darkens; spirals seem to be everywhere at once, exerting an irresistible fascination on all things.

VOICE OF SILENCE (South Korea, 2021)
Thriller, Crime

Director/Writer: Hong Eui Jeong

It's back to business as usual for Chang-bok (You Chea Myung, BRING ME HOME) and his assistant Tae In (Yoo Ah In, #ALIVE), who has lost his voice. They go to the village to sell their eggs, then change clothes and go to fulfill their contract with gangsters to prepare and clean the scene of an execution. Finally, they return home after disposing of the body. Their discretion and professionalism are so well respected that a gang leader gives them an unprecedented task: to fetch a person and hide them for 24 hours. When they arrive at the designated place, they are stunned. It’s a little girl. They bring her back and fulfill their part of the contract, but no one comes to claim her. So the antisocial Tae-in has to take the child back to his home, hidden deep in the land he shares with his little sister. Everything goes wrong when he and his colleague arrive at their new assignment, and find out that it’s their employer.

WHAT JOSIAH SAW (USA, 2021)
Horror, Thriller, Drama

Director: Vincent Grashaw ∣ Writer: Robert Alan Dilts

In director Vincent Grashaw’s Southern Gothic nightmare WHAT JOSIAH SAW, an estranged family grapples with the sins of the past… yanking the skeletons right out of their closet, kicking and screaming all the way! The superlative cast includes Robert Patrick, Nick Stahl, Kelli Garner, Tony Hale, Scott Haze and Jake Weber. It’s this year’s THE DARK AND THE WICKED.

WONDERFUL PARADISE (Japan, 2020)
Comedy, Fantasy

Director: Masashi Yamamoto ∣ Writers: Suzuyuki Kaneko, Masashi Yamamoto

The debt-ridden Sasayas are moving out of their big house in the suburbs of Tokyo. Misinterpreting her father’s suggestion to “make fun memories” instead of focusing on the material move, Akane, the family’s daughter, posts an open invitation on Twitter: “Let’s have a party!” Soon, a homeless man comes to pray at the altar of the kitsch Greek statue in their driveway, and thus begins the bacchanal! Guest after guest pours into the house: movers first (of course), the family’s estranged mother second, a couple looking for a place to wed, the neighbourhood drug dealers, a confrontational aunt, and soon, with the unflinching logic of an ever-escalating matsuri gone utterly and irreversibly wild, jilted lovers, supernatural surprises, and delights of the kaiju variety…

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DEEP (non-spoiler) Review

I wasn’t going to do a review on this movie since I’ve been trying to limit the amount of non-Korean horror content I post until the end of August, but since it just came out I figured it might be good to put one up in case someone was trying to feel out the movie and whether it was worth it to watch. I ended up watching it when it premiered on Netflix a couple of days ago, and after watching I knew that I maybe needed to focus a review on it.

Desperate for cash, Jane (Care Panisara Rikulsurakan) joins a study on insomnia that implants a chip to make sure you stay awake. The project spirals out of control as her and three other students try to get out.

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Deep had so much potential to be a fairly decent movie, but ultimately fell flat. I wish I had liked the movie more, and I wish that it had pushed the boundaries a bit more. It had an interesting concept, and the cast did relatively well with the script they were given, so I know that if they had a more fleshed out story they’d be able to carry it. You could see where the movie was supposed to go at multiple times, but they never attempted to or tried to go in any of those directions. For the first half of the movie, it’s barely a thriller or even sci-fi movie. We don’t see much about the actual study of what the chip does. For the most part it’s just about a group of teens finally being free to be themselves and finding friendships with all this extra free time they have. During the pivotal turning points, it was boring and uninventive. It never kept you on the edge of your seat and the climax was equally as boring.

While the movie is obviously for a younger crowd, I don’t think that it even lives up for them. I know that if you had asked me if I enjoyed the movie when I was like 13 I’d still feel the same sense of emptiness out of it. I probably wouldn’t pick up on things like the weird dialogue and deliveries, but the thriller aspect of the movie was really not there, and I would have been as disappointed then as I am now.

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Should you watch this? I’d say no, there are several other sci-fi thrillers that are much better that this can definitely be skipped. I’d say that unless you have teens or preteens who like this type of movie and want to find something you both can watch together knowing that there isn’t going to be any sex scenes or bad language, this isn’t the movie night for you. It is by far not the worst thing I’ve sit through but ultimately I’d say watch something else.

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Chaw (non-spoiler) Review

I am back to reviews after a week off (sorry about that, last week was a little too busy and I didn’t plan ahead well). As I hinted towards in my Creature Features post, today I am reviewing the 2009 dark comedy monster film, Chaw.

Chaw’s premise is super simple: a mutant pig terrorizes a small rural town that has seen no deaths in years, and a ragtag team is formed to stop it. Director/writer Shin Jeong Won stated in an interview that he came up with the idea to do the movie when he kept getting comedic scripts that didn’t match his comedy. He wanted to do a monster movie and was “intrigued by the idea of a familiar animal attacking and killing humans and wanted to create something out of this unexpectedness. But most of all, I wanted something funny and unique.” He picked a boar because it’s the most well known animal that creates the greatest amount of destruction. (source 1) (source 2).

Apparently, Shin and I would get along great, because I loved how the comedy was used in this film (and probably would have hated all those comedy scripts he was sent). For the most part, when we deal with the boar and its destruction, the comedy isn’t used or played up which allows a lot of the satire to lie in the quirkiness of the town and the characters outside of incidents with the boar. The comedy really just helps to form the backdrop of the town and the characters to give you a sense of who they are and why they are responding the way they are. Seriously, I’d watch a drama of just this town and all the people in it. I read someone comparing it to Twin Peaks, and I’d have to agree. If you combined Twin Peaks with The Host, you’d get Chaw if that helps you figure out what type of movie you’re getting yourself into.

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The boar was a mixture of animatronic and CGI. As a lover of practicals, I really liked it a lot. The pig was created by an FX team in the US and it took three years to create along with all of the stuntmen and costumes. All the work paid off, as it works well and really helps some of the major scenes that the actors are with the creature in the same room and interacting with it. There is a bigger fight scene towards the middle where the CGI and animatronic was used, it integrates pretty nicely within the scene and doesn’t take away from what’s going on.

I think what also helped the movie to not feel too cheesy was that the design of the boar leans more to a realistic copy of a boar and focuses the scare more on it being a real life problem as opposed to trying to make it some weird hybrid sci-fi creature that looks unknown. They describe it as a mutant, but really it’s just a larger boar…that poses a much higher death count. I felt that it also helped keep the comedy’s focus on the characters, as there wasn’t a time you were supposed to find the boar a weirdly funny creature and helped it feel much more like an actual boar, which was essential for some of the later scenes.

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I really suggest checking out Chaw if you have the chance. I don’t think it’s talked about a lot, mainly because it probably gets overshadowed by The Host and just the general lack of monster films coming out of South Korea. It’s fun, aware of its campiness, and integrates it well so that it doesn’t over saturate it. The characters are equally as fun and quirky and the main team works well together and are perfectly incompetent. They are a great found family with heart.

Chaw is currently streaming for free on Tubi with ads.

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The Staple Gun

If you didn’t know, I like props. I used to make them professionally and I’ve spent most of my life working on them. I tend to focus on them more than most when I’m watching anything and will zero in on specific ones sometimes. I like them enough that I did a post a couple of months ago, where I focused on the suitcase in Sisyphus the Myth. I hadn’t intended this to be a recurring series, but when the opportunity presents itself it makes sense to grab it. And when I saw this specific prop used in three separate dramas that I was watching at around the same time, I knew I had to talk about it.

Today, we are highlighting the Kim Won Hae of the 2021 kdrama season: The Staple Gun.

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For some reason, The Staple Gun was THE prop of the spring. I’ve never seen one used in so many dramas at one time, let alone do I even remember it being used in another drama. Like maybe in a construction scene, yes, or a slasher movie - but those don’t count. While the dramas they were used in were more in the darker genres, the use of it was slightly odd. It was never used properly in any of these dramas, too. So for this post we won’t be singing the praises of The Staple Gun much like we did with The Suitcase. Do I love it in real life? Yes. It made a lot of my work life so much easier, but we aren’t here to talk about tools being used as tools. We are here to talk about tools being used as props in weird ways. And then me rating those weird ways.

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I first saw The Staple Gun being used in the teasers for Sell Your Haunted House. And the reason I noticed it was because of the way that the character used it…and how odd that was.

Here’s the insider scoop on how to operate the gun: you can’t just press the trigger and expect the gun to do anything. It just won’t. You have to depress the nozzle of the gun on something (like wood) before the gun will fire (you’ll want to remember this later). So right off the bat, I was judging it hard. I think I even commented on Twitter about it. But we can’t be too harsh on The Staple Gun in Sell Your Haunted House. It is used supernaturally and gets some points for that. During the show it fires out some sort of force field to trap the spirits during the exorcism, so in reality it’s not firing nail or staples so it’s not really doing anything wrong.

They never explain why or how it does this thing in the drama, though. Or even why it was chosen to do the task. I’m assuming it has something to do with her being in real estate so people won’t question her bringing it into a house, but it could have been something else. Like an artifact or something like that, it didn’t need to be a real life item. I do give it bonus points for being battery-operated.

Rating: 4/5 wine glasses for the creativity of the prop, and the way it is used was kind of fun when you see it in action.

DARK HOLE

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Like a week after I saw it being used in Sell Your Haunted House, I saw The Staple Gun used again in Dark Hole. This time it was more hefty and pneumatic and was being used to stop the zombie creatures. It’s biggest flaw, that it was the wrong weapon for the job. For the most part, it was just something extra for the character to lug around and had no real purpose. Again, it won’t fire unless depressing on something (which it doesn’t) and while they did pretend that it was hooked up to something for the pneumatics to work, it wouldn’t have lasted that long without having to cycle back with air, and wouldn’t have much pressure behind it anyways. It was more of a nuisance than anything.

2/5 wine glasses. Maybe if all else failed whacking it in the face of the monster would actually do some sort of damage.

TAXI DRIVER

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I wasn’t expecting to see The Staple Gun also being used in Taxi Driver. I really wasn’t. It came out of left field and was towards the end of the series. It was the reason I decided this post needed to be, because three dramas back-to-back was just three dramas too many. Again, the safety prevented everything that was being shown, however out of all the uses this one was the most realistic. It was in a shop, and (as you can see in the photo) hooked up to the air supply. Could it fire without being depressed? Again, no. Now, I haven’t mentioned this until this point, but it is possible to rig it to do that (which OSHA definitely does not approve of), but it’s really a waste of time for some random mechanic to do in the first place and it doesn’t really look like that’s the case since we do get some shots of the nose. It’s just out of all the other scenarios, this was the only time that I could actually seethat the safety had been taken off being true, though.

Rating: 3.5/5 wine glasses. A solid use and the most accurate, albeit a tad boring.

EXTRA CREDIT: THE RED SHOES (2005 MOVIE)

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Weeks - nay months later - I was hanging out and decided that I wanted to throw on a horror movie. I chose The Red Shoes because it’s been on my list for a while and it had premiered that week (if you haven’t caught on by all of my social media posts I’m doing a Korean Summer Horror thing), and who was to appear but our old trusty The Staple Gun. I won’t tell you how The Staple Gun is used, or in what part, but it was there in all its glory.

Rating: 5/5 wine glasses. Unexpected, a shocker. Old Trusty’s finest performance.

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